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Death by Pollen

2015-05-07

Okej.
Då har vi kommit till den här tiden på året igen då solen skickar värmande strålar, världen kommer till liv, träden knoppas och allt blir grönt och vackert… När vi vänder våra bleka ansikten mot solen och våra vinternariga läppar spricker upp i små förnöjda leenden som kan smälta isberg…
Eller då Vi Fördömda konstant går runt och ser ut som sju svåra år i huvudet samtidigt som vi är trötta som asgamla, slitna ökenkameler utan hopp och utan vattenhål eller ens en jävla oashägring inom synhåll.
Ja, du förstår ju själv.
Det är fekking illa, kort sagt.
Vaknade imorse med puffiga, igenmurade ögon och däppt däsa, som ett brev på posten.
Det väser i halsen och jag är T R Ö T T.
Du vet vad jag pratar om!
Death by Pollen.

Death Star vs Pollen
Death Star vs Pollen
Jag är normalt sett ateist, men i synnerhet i pollentider tänker jag att avsaknaden av Gud är helt jävla uppenbar.
Ingen högre makt skulle nämligen vilja utsätta sina små undersåtar för det här!!
Ingen! 
Sedan förstår jag inte er icke-allergiska personers tramsiga inställning till oss Pollenallergiker och vårt helvete.
What´s the deal, liksom?
Snälla söta du.
När du ser en medmänniska som ser ut som de sålt Ferrarin och tappat pengarna (vissen kroppshållning, katatonisk blick, bedrövad uppsyn), när det ser ut som att ögonen på vederbörande person genomgått en köttig metamorf och döljs rätt väl bakom nå´t som påminner rätt mycket om en flock döda tjocka röda maskar som lagts på hög, och när näsjäveln på är röd som en stoppskylt och droppar som en kran med trasig packning, då är det sannolikt inte så att
a) någon dött
b) livet är över
c) du behöver lägga huvudet på sned och säga ”Naaaaw, hur är det egentligen, gumman/gubben, har det hänt nå´t?”
JA, det är klart som fan det hänt nå´t!
POLLEN har hänt!
Igen!
Samma sak vartenda jävla år.
Det är som en förbannelse från Djävulen själv!
(Om det funnits en sådan.)
Så till alla ni människor som skuttar runt och äälskar livet för det är sol och vår och livet leker:
Sluta. Genast. Ni är obehagliga!
Det kliar, det stör och du är irriterande!
Jag vet inte vad jag hatar mest:
Global ekonomisk snedfördelning av tillgångar/social orättvisa/diktaturstyre och allmänt förtryck
eller
Pollen.
Kanske dags för en omröstning.

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    To stop the crocodiles from getting loose into the local community, Natthapak said, he put 125 of them down on September 22.

    “I had to make the most difficult decision of my life to kill them all,” he told CNN. “My family and I discussed if the wall collapsed the damage to people’s lives would be far bigger than we can control. It would involve people’s lives and public safety.”
    Typhoon Yagi, Asia’s most powerful storm this year, swept across southern China and Southeast Asia this month, leaving a trail of destruction with its intense rainfall and powerful winds. Downpours inundated Thailand’s north, submerging homes and riverside villages, killing at least nine people.

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    Natural disasters, including typhoons, pose a range of threats to wildlife, according to the International Fund for Animal Welfare. Flooding can leave animals stranded, in danger of drowning, or separated from their owners or families.

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    To stop the crocodiles from getting loose into the local community, Natthapak said, he put 125 of them down on September 22.

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    Typhoon Yagi, Asia’s most powerful storm this year, swept across southern China and Southeast Asia this month, leaving a trail of destruction with its intense rainfall and powerful winds. Downpours inundated Thailand’s north, submerging homes and riverside villages, killing at least nine people.

    Storms like Yagi are “getting stronger due to climate change, primarily because warmer ocean waters provide more energy to fuel the storms, leading to increased wind speeds and heavier rainfall,” said Benjamin Horton, director of the Earth Observatory of Singapore.

    Natural disasters, including typhoons, pose a range of threats to wildlife, according to the International Fund for Animal Welfare. Flooding can leave animals stranded, in danger of drowning, or separated from their owners or families.

    Rain and strong winds can also severely damage habitats and animal shelters. In 2022, Hurricane Ian hit Florida and destroyed the Little Bear Sanctuary in Punta Gorda, leaving 200 animals, including cows, horses, donkeys, pigs and birds without shelter.

    The risk of natural disasters to animals is only increasing as human-caused climate change makes extreme weather events more frequent and volatile.

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