— Humor, Livet, Tankar —

Death by Pollen

2015-05-07

Okej.
Då har vi kommit till den här tiden på året igen då solen skickar värmande strålar, världen kommer till liv, träden knoppas och allt blir grönt och vackert… När vi vänder våra bleka ansikten mot solen och våra vinternariga läppar spricker upp i små förnöjda leenden som kan smälta isberg…
Eller då Vi Fördömda konstant går runt och ser ut som sju svåra år i huvudet samtidigt som vi är trötta som asgamla, slitna ökenkameler utan hopp och utan vattenhål eller ens en jävla oashägring inom synhåll.
Ja, du förstår ju själv.
Det är fekking illa, kort sagt.
Vaknade imorse med puffiga, igenmurade ögon och däppt däsa, som ett brev på posten.
Det väser i halsen och jag är T R Ö T T.
Du vet vad jag pratar om!
Death by Pollen.

Death Star vs Pollen
Death Star vs Pollen
Jag är normalt sett ateist, men i synnerhet i pollentider tänker jag att avsaknaden av Gud är helt jävla uppenbar.
Ingen högre makt skulle nämligen vilja utsätta sina små undersåtar för det här!!
Ingen! 
Sedan förstår jag inte er icke-allergiska personers tramsiga inställning till oss Pollenallergiker och vårt helvete.
What´s the deal, liksom?
Snälla söta du.
När du ser en medmänniska som ser ut som de sålt Ferrarin och tappat pengarna (vissen kroppshållning, katatonisk blick, bedrövad uppsyn), när det ser ut som att ögonen på vederbörande person genomgått en köttig metamorf och döljs rätt väl bakom nå´t som påminner rätt mycket om en flock döda tjocka röda maskar som lagts på hög, och när näsjäveln på är röd som en stoppskylt och droppar som en kran med trasig packning, då är det sannolikt inte så att
a) någon dött
b) livet är över
c) du behöver lägga huvudet på sned och säga ”Naaaaw, hur är det egentligen, gumman/gubben, har det hänt nå´t?”
JA, det är klart som fan det hänt nå´t!
POLLEN har hänt!
Igen!
Samma sak vartenda jävla år.
Det är som en förbannelse från Djävulen själv!
(Om det funnits en sådan.)
Så till alla ni människor som skuttar runt och äälskar livet för det är sol och vår och livet leker:
Sluta. Genast. Ni är obehagliga!
Det kliar, det stör och du är irriterande!
Jag vet inte vad jag hatar mest:
Global ekonomisk snedfördelning av tillgångar/social orättvisa/diktaturstyre och allmänt förtryck
eller
Pollen.
Kanske dags för en omröstning.

facebook Share on Facebook
Twitter Tweet
Follow Follow us

31 902 reaktioner på ”Death by Pollen”

  1. I was suggested this blog by my cousin. I’m not sure whether
    this post is written by him as no one else know such detailed about my difficulty.
    You’re wonderful! Thanks!

  3. coba join kedalam web judi pkv games dengan bandar domino serta bandarq online terbaik sepanjang masa
    yang sudah tersedia pada tahun 2023 ini dengan akun ρro jackpot terbaik
    yang dapat kalian peroleh dengan menggunakan beberapa akun yang kalian daftarkan ԁi dalam sini ԁɑn kalian juyga dapat
    memiliki kemungkinan untuk menerima seluruh profit dari cara pengisian deposit
    lewat pulsa yang tidak Ьis kalian dapatkan ԁi web situs judi pkv games, bandarqq ataupun pokerqq online yang
    lainnya yang ada ⅾі dunia online dikala ini.

    Ꭺlso visit my web site: dominoqq

  5. Somebody essentially assist to make significantly articles I
    would state. That is the first time I frequented your web page and so far?
    I surprised with the analysis you made to create this actual
    post incredible. Fantastic process!

  6. Awesome things here. I’m very glad to look your article.
    Thank you a lot and I’m looking forward to touch you.
    Will you please drop me a e-mail?

  7. If you are going for finest contents like myself, simply visit this website
    daily since it presents feature contents, thanks

  8. Hello there, I do believe your web site may be having browser compatibility problems.
    When I look at your website in Safari, it looks fine however,
    when opening in Internet Explorer, it’s got some overlapping issues.
    I just wanted to provide you with a quick heads up!
    Other than that, great website!

  9. I was excited to find this website. I need to to thank you for your time just for this wonderful read!!
    I definitely liked every little bit of it and I
    have you book marked to see new stuff on your web site.

  10. Does your website have a contact page? I’m having trouble
    locating it but, I’d like to send you an e-mail.

    I’ve got some recommendations for your blog you might be
    interested in hearing. Either way, great site and
    I look forward to seeing it develop over time.

  11. Simply wish to say your article is as amazing.
    The clarity for your post is simply great and i could think you are an expert in this subject.
    Well along with your permission let me to seize your RSS feed
    to keep up to date with impending post. Thanks 1,000,000 and please keep up the enjoyable work.

  13. First of all I would like to say excellent blog!

    I had a quick question in which I’d like to ask if you don’t mind.
    I was interested to know how you center yourself and clear your
    head prior to writing. I have had difficulty clearing my thoughts in getting my
    ideas out there. I truly do enjoy writing
    however it just seems like the first 10 to 15 minutes tend to be wasted just trying to figure out how to begin. Any suggestions or hints?

    Thank you!

  14. Hi there, You have done a fantastic job. I will definitely digg it and personally suggest to my friends.
    I’m confident they will be benefited from this site.

  15. When I originally commented I appear to have clicked the -Notify me
    when new comments are added- checkbox and now every time a comment is added I get 4 emails with the same comment.

    Is there a way you are able to remove me from that service?
    Thanks a lot!

  16. Nice post. I used to be checking constantly this blog and I’m impressed!
    Extremely useful information particularly the final phase 🙂 I care for such info much.

    I was seeking this particular information for a long time.
    Thank you and best of luck.

    Here is my site – Buy Trulicity

  18. I’ve been exploring for a little for any high quality articles or weblog posts on this kind of house .

    Exploring in Yahoo I at last stumbled upon this
    site. Studying this information So i’m glad to show that
    I’ve an incredibly excellent uncanny feeling I found out exactly what I
    needed. I most definitely will make sure to do not disregard this site
    and provides it a glance on a constant basis.

  21. These types of easily monetary are meant for
    individuals suffering from finances circumstance. And then, you can either make the affordable monthly payments or repay the loan when you can. These citizens are deemed as high risk borrowers and most of the banks or financial institutes are
    hesitant to lend them money.

  23. Hi, i believe that i noticed you visited my
    blog thus i came to return the favor?.I’m attempting to in finding issues
    to enhance my site!I guess its ok to use a few of your ideas!!

  24. Great post. I was checking constantly this blog and I am impressed!
    Extremely useful information specifically the last part
    🙂 I care for such info much. I was looking for
    this particular info for a very long time. Thank you and best of luck.

    Feel free to visit my blog :: october calendar 2025

  26. I like the helpful information you provide in your articles.
    I’ll bookmark your weblog and check again here regularly.
    I’m quite sure I will learn a lot of new stuff right here!
    Good luck for the next!

  27. Howdy I am so glad I found your blog, I really found you by accident, while I was
    researching on Google for something else, Regardless I am
    here now and would just like to say thanks a lot for a remarkable post and a aall round entertaining blog (I also love
    the theme/design), I don’t have time to browse it all at the moment but I have bookmarked itt and also included
    youjr RSS feeds, so when I havge time I will be back to read a
    great deal more, Please do keep uup the fantastic b.

    my blog post … wywóz mebli z mieszkania

  28. You’ve made some really good points there. I checked on the internet to learn more
    about the issue and found most people will go along with your views on this website.

    Also visit my blog post … Ozempic

  29. Thanks for the auspicious writeup. It actually used to
    be a amusement account it. Glance complex to far introduced agreeable from you!
    By the way, how could we be in contact?

  30. hello!,I really like your writing so a lot!
    proportion we communicate more approximately your article on AOL?
    I need a specialist on this area to solve my problem.
    Maybe that is you! Taking a look forward to look you.

  31. Hi my friend! I wish to say that this post
    is amazing, nice written and come with approximately all
    vital infos. I’d like to peer extra posts like this .

  36. Nice post. I learn something totally new and challenging on websites I stumbleupon every day.
    It’s always exciting to read through articles from other writers and
    practice a little something from their web sites.

  37. Hi there just wantesd to give you a quick heads
    up. The words in your aticle seem to bbe running off the screen in Safari.
    I’m not sure iff this is a formatting isseue or something to do with browser compatibility but
    I figured I’d post to let yoou know. The design look great though!

    Hope you get the problem resolved soon. Many thanks

    Also visit my web blog; oddam za darmo barwice (http://www.zf4b7qt3ax5l.com)

  39. Does your website have a contact page? I’m having trouble
    locating it but, I’d like to shoot you an e-mail. I’ve got some ideas for your
    blog you might be interested in hearing. Either way, great site and I look forward to seeing it grow
    over time.

  41. Hi there! This post could not be written any better!

    Reading this post reminds me of my old room mate! He always kept talking about
    this. I will forward this page to him. Fairly certain he will
    have a good read. Thanks for sharing!

  42. Excellent blog! Do you have any helpful hints for aspiring writers?
    I’m planning to start my own website soon but I’m a little lost on everything.

    Would you recommend starting with a free platform like WordPress or go
    for a paid option? There are so many options out there that I’m completely overwhelmed ..
    Any suggestions? Appreciate it!

  43. I like the helpful information you provide to your articles.
    I will bookmark your blog and test again right here frequently.
    I am relatively certain I’ll be informed a lot of new stuff right right here!
    Best of luck for the following!

  44. Hey there this is kind of of off topic but I was wondering if
    blogs use WYSIWYG editors or if you have to manually code with HTML.
    I’m starting a blog soon but have no coding skills so I
    wanted to get guidance from someone with experience.
    Any help would be greatly appreciated!

  45. Hmm is anyone else experiencing problems with the images on this blog loading?
    I’m trying to figure out if its a problem on my end or
    if it’s the blog. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

Kommentarer är stängda.