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Death by Pollen

Okej.
Då har vi kommit till den här tiden på året igen då solen skickar värmande strålar, världen kommer till liv, träden knoppas och allt blir grönt och vackert… När vi vänder våra bleka ansikten mot solen och våra vinternariga läppar spricker upp i små förnöjda leenden som kan smälta isberg…
Eller då Vi Fördömda konstant går runt och ser ut som sju svåra år i huvudet samtidigt som vi är trötta som asgamla, slitna ökenkameler utan hopp och utan vattenhål eller ens en jävla oashägring inom synhåll.
Ja, du förstår ju själv.
Det är fekking illa, kort sagt.
Vaknade imorse med puffiga, igenmurade ögon och däppt däsa, som ett brev på posten.
Det väser i halsen och jag är T R Ö T T.
Du vet vad jag pratar om!
Death by Pollen.

Death Star vs Pollen
Death Star vs Pollen
Jag är normalt sett ateist, men i synnerhet i pollentider tänker jag att avsaknaden av Gud är helt jävla uppenbar.
Ingen högre makt skulle nämligen vilja utsätta sina små undersåtar för det här!!
Ingen! 
Sedan förstår jag inte er icke-allergiska personers tramsiga inställning till oss Pollenallergiker och vårt helvete.
What´s the deal, liksom?
Snälla söta du.
När du ser en medmänniska som ser ut som de sålt Ferrarin och tappat pengarna (vissen kroppshållning, katatonisk blick, bedrövad uppsyn), när det ser ut som att ögonen på vederbörande person genomgått en köttig metamorf och döljs rätt väl bakom nå´t som påminner rätt mycket om en flock döda tjocka röda maskar som lagts på hög, och när näsjäveln på är röd som en stoppskylt och droppar som en kran med trasig packning, då är det sannolikt inte så att
a) någon dött
b) livet är över
c) du behöver lägga huvudet på sned och säga ”Naaaaw, hur är det egentligen, gumman/gubben, har det hänt nå´t?”
JA, det är klart som fan det hänt nå´t!
POLLEN har hänt!
Igen!
Samma sak vartenda jävla år.
Det är som en förbannelse från Djävulen själv!
(Om det funnits en sådan.)
Så till alla ni människor som skuttar runt och äälskar livet för det är sol och vår och livet leker:
Sluta. Genast. Ni är obehagliga!
Det kliar, det stör och du är irriterande!
Jag vet inte vad jag hatar mest:
Global ekonomisk snedfördelning av tillgångar/social orättvisa/diktaturstyre och allmänt förtryck
eller
Pollen.
Kanske dags för en omröstning.

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